A strong candidate with concern for families and national security, Hillary Rottweiler-Clinton is a favorite of MILFs and hot lesbos across the USA. America's first female presidential hopeful hides her inner sex panther behind Midwest conservative style favoring professional pant suits of authoritarian sexyness. While we agree with Versace that Clinton could sex up her image with skirts that show some leg, perhaps her penetrating gazes and carefully plotted words are more sexy and mysterious concealed behind the geometric pant forms.
Enticing rumors of Hillary's scandalous double life in the 90s seem to have bolstered her popularity with all demographics. Unsubstantiated reports claim that while embroiled in Mr. Clinton's White House scandals she would unwind by discretely sampling the services of celebrity gigolos from Kenny G to El Debarge in her Martha Stewart designed love chamber. Although Hillary's racey internet sex tape was proven to be a hoax (and was in fact Barbara Walter's sex tape) an authentic one is said to exist in the library of a select few celebrity collectors including Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top.
Senator Clinton's lofty ideals, political connections, alien ancestry and big bucks are a force to be respected so keep your eye on this one!
I’m calling bullsh** on the media’s portrayal of Hillary Clinton. “The private Hillary is as warm and charming a woman as anyone could conjure up. The public Hillary sometimes seems brittle, with the judgment of a raging rhinoceros,” writes fellow syndicated columnist Ann McFeatters.
Not only did Hillary Clinton exclusively use a personal email account while she was secretary of state. She also stored those messages in a private server at the Clinton family home in Chappaqua, New York, according to the Associated Press. While many of those messages are tucked away from the prying eyes of the public, it's not clear they are well-protected from hackers.