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hillary clinton not lesbian A strong candidate with concern for families and national security, Hillary Rottweiler-Clinton is a favorite of MILFs and hot lesbos across the USA. America's first female presidential hopeful hides her inner sex panther behind Midwest conservative style favoring professional pant suits of authoritarian sexyness. While we agree with Versace that Clinton could sex up her image with skirts that show some leg, perhaps her penetrating gazes and carefully plotted words are more sexy and mysterious concealed behind the geometric pant forms.

Enticing rumors of Hillary's scandalous double life in the 90s seem to have bolstered her popularity with all demographics. Unsubstantiated reports claim that while embroiled in Mr. Clinton's White House scandals she would unwind by discretely sampling the services of celebrity gigolos from Kenny G to El Debarge in her Martha Stewart designed love chamber. Although Hillary's racey internet sex tape was proven to be a hoax (and was in fact Barbara Walter's sex tape) an authentic one is said to exist in the library of a select few celebrity collectors including Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top.

Senator Clinton's lofty ideals, political connections, alien ancestry and big bucks are a force to be respected so keep your eye on this one!

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    If you haven’t heard the news, let me be the one to break it to you: Hillary Clinton is definitely running for president (OK, you knew that), and the two leading contenders to be her running mate are reportedly Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine and Colorado’s own senator ... Michael Bennet.
  • Glimpse of a great motivator
    Imagine the possibilities. If Hillary Clinton goes on to become president of the United States in 2016 -- a race that begins, remarkably, in just a couple of months -- then at least 2,000 Winnipeggers will be able to say that they sampled a bit of political history. Clinton's speech in Winnipeg
  • Kerry Butler to join 'Clinton: The Musical' off-Broadway
    NEW YORK (AP) - Kerry Butler's next role will take her to the White House - the Clinton White House, that is. The Tony Award-nominated star of "Xanadu" said Thursday she will play Hillary Rodham Clinton when the irreverent show "Clinton: The Musical" lands at New World Stages.
  • Hillary Clinton and the men who hate her
    I may have plugged this before but Talking Points Memo promoted it again today on Twitter and it's a good, long read for a slow day between parades and football games. It's by Laura Kipnis and is excerpted from her book "MEN: Notes from an Ongoing Investigation," published by Metropolitan Books, an imprint of Henry Holt. A flavor from the beginning: Here’s what happened the last time Hillary ...
  • Bill Clinton: Photo Emerges Of Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex At Chelsea’s Wedding
    A picture has emerged of Ghislaine Maxwell, ex-lover of disgraced billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, helping former President Bill Clinton celebrate his daughter’s wedding in 2010. Maxwell was pictured at Chelsea’s nuptuals long after Bill Clinton had cut ties with Epstein, according to the Daily Mail. Epstein was convicted of soliciting underage girls, and Maxwell has been Bill Clinton: Photo Emerges ...
  • Bill Clinton pictured with Jeffrey Epstein's social fixer at Chelsea's wedding AFTER severing links with disgraced ...
    This is the society fixer alleged to have helped find underage girls for pedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein - helping Bill Clinton celebrate his daughter's marriage.
  • Republicans Think Clinton Is Beatable
    “The bumper crop of 2016 GOP hopefuls, bustling and seemingly growing by the day, reflects several realities: No prohibitive front-runner in the party; an eagerness to reclaim the White House after eight years of Democratic control (and a last chance [...] The post Republicans Think Clinton Is Beatable appeared first on Political Wire .
  • Bill Clinton pictured with Jeffrey Epstein's social fixer at Chelsea's wedding
    This is the society fixer alleged to have helped find underage girls for pedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein - helping Bill Clinton celebrate his daughter's marriage.
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