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Enticing rumors of Hillary's scandalous double life in the 90s seem to have bolstered her popularity with all demographics. Unsubstantiated reports claim that while embroiled in Mr. Clinton's White House scandals she would unwind by discretely sampling the services of celebrity gigolos from Kenny G to El Debarge in her Martha Stewart designed love chamber. Although Hillary's racey internet sex tape was proven to be a hoax (and was in fact Barbara Walter's sex tape) an authentic one is said to exist in the library of a select few celebrity collectors including Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top.

Senator Clinton's lofty ideals, political connections, alien ancestry and big bucks are a force to be respected so keep your eye on this one!

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